Sleep Paralysis
Last night, I had the weirdest dream. It was actually sleep paralysis, where a dream mixes with reality. I hallucinated that my cat was lying on the blanket close to my head. The animal was scratching itself and I saw its paw moving. Even though not really scared, I was shouting: "cat!" and "no!" and could hear my voice, but felt that my lips weren't moving. In fact, my father was washing his teeth and making a sound similar to the sound of a cat scratching itself...
This post was submitted by Paul.
Post-Sex Fantasies
Last night, I had the weirdest dream. My girl and I were.. you know. ;) And after we'd been at it for about an hour I simply collapsed and instantly fell asleep. Anyway, I dreamt I was a wealthy billionare who owned a computer company called 'Rabitos'. My name was Harold Spartacus. So I was sitting in my office when out of nowhere a three-legged llama came bursting through the window. I presumed he lost his last leg in an arm wrestle, but he told me he went to heaven and Jesus (who was apparantly wasn't a very happy camper) simply pulled out a wand and stabbed the llamas soon-to-be missing leg. It was bleeding quite heavily too. Anyway, the llama also told me that Christmas wasn't even a proper holiday, apparantly Jesus was acctually born in September. The llama was also wearing a cocktail dress and had an iPod strapped to its forehead with a timer. At the exact point when the timer reached zero. I woke up. Next thing you know, I was laying in bed naked with fluffy handcuffs around my wrists.
This post was submitted by Andrew .
The Ultimate War Dream
Last night, I had the weirdest dream. I am at a camp by a river with my old scout troop. On the opposing bank is a group of German Nazis, Russians, and North Koreans. We have weapons and battle ensues, so I cross the river and go Rambo on everyone with a grenade launcher that shoots super explosive marbles. I end up behind the enemy's mess hall fighting off commandoes from the three countries, when my lacrosse coach sprints over the river with super speed and a fireman carries me to Woody Harrelson on a dock on the river. The dock is surrounded by a type of sharks called bottle nose sharks (not dolphins....sharks). I'm getting chewed out pretty badly by Woody (who is dressed in a BDU and looks like a black wifebeater). Also, for some reason there is a really long rope tied to my right ankle. (...)
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This post was submitted by Pac.
Family Dinner with Infamous Killer
Last night, I had the weirdest dream. I dreamt that two of my friends had ended up in prison for some minor fellany, and I was there with my boyfriend to visit them. They were only going to be there for a couple of days, but they had been placed in the same prison department as infamous killers and criminals. After my friends had been released, we all went to the mall, and coincidently two policemen were also there with an imprisoned man who killed several people a few years ago. Suddenly he took his chance and ran away from the officers, and everyone at the mall instantly ran into different stores to hide, and the stores all closed so the killer would have no where to hide. But all of a sudden I found myself at home, with the killer; he was hiding from the police at my place, and I let him hide there. For some reason I wasn't scared, but I didn't want to protect him and planned on calling the police as soon as I had the chance. The same evening someone in my family had their birthday, so I had to take the killer with me to a family dinner, and no one seemed to think it was strange. Then I woke up.
This post was submitted by Lissie.